TONY FEZZES UP!

Well, Well, Well, Tony finds his long lost son, thankfull that he was alive and not aborted all those years ago. Even more suprising the lad was in front of his eyes during all those long boring interviews with the press. Give me another bucket, what a load of crap. Are we really so gullible? Or is this one of those many miracles that happen everyday. The poor lad is probably a lefty and wondering how he could have been sporn by such a right wing yobbo.

This will feather the anti-abortion bed that Tony is so busy making. Look what wonderful things happen when you let nature take its course. BUTT OUT Tony, leave women to sort this one out, they have all the cards, you are just a little spurt, like most men.